How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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the WNBA

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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I was born.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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