Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

My butt!!!!!!!!

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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