- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

wood cant chuck wood

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

pickle juice?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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