SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Stop being a centipede

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

feces

A

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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