Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Which is longer? A rope...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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