Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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You're*

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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