- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

since when?

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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