Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Cows go moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +31

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Fox News.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops