What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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