A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Anti Joke

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