- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Yes.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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