- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Knock Knock! Come in.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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