- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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