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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Meow.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Woman's rights.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

hey bill!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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