- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

knock knock who's there police

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Come In!

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

My butt!!!!!!!!

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

womens rights

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What time is it? 10:58

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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