Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What time is it? 10:58

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Guess what? Holocaust

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Womens Rights.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

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