Knock Knock.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Snausages.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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