WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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