A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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