Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What is White over Black? Society.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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