Yes. Just Yes.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

you just contradicted yourself.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

your father died

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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