why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Iggy Azalea

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Dubstep < Music

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