- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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