- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Cancer.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

What's the deal with airline food?

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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