- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

guess what? chicken butt.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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