Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

liam buchan is gay !

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

knock knock who's there police

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Wombat monkey juice.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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