- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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