why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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what time is it? 3:16

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Spell: “This word”

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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