who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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That didn't hurt.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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