Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Wombat monkey juice.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

women's rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

The game!

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Women's rights...

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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