HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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