Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Garry Glitters on here

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Anti Joke

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