Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Girls Basketball.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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