I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Muslim athletes.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Girls Basketball.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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