What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Snooki

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What's the deal with airline food?

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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