Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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