What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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