Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I never asked for this.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

involved parents.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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