why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Bloody kids ...

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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