what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

what time is it? 3:16

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Spell: “This word”

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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