Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Anti Joke

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