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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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