- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Who is a knob? ross d

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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