- Anti Joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

what time is it? 3:16

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.