Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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The Pope

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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