- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

The Pope

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

connor sucks

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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