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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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