what happens during a climax apples

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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