What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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The 13th Amendment...

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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