what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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