- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Three bars walk into a Jew.

pickle juice?

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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