You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Men's Sports

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

whats purple and savage? Barney!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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