How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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1+1 =? Too

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

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