Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A new restaurant KKKcake

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Wade

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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