Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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