- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Women's Rights.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

FUCK YOU NEVEN

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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