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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

obama's promises

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

I saw a poor man named rich

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

thumbs up!

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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