What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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