tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

this is gay

american government

what did the shark do when he died.....

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Soccer...

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