- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Meow.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Woman's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

hey bill!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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