- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Michael Brown

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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