- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Dubstep < Music

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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