What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is 9 + 10? 21

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

thumb_up thumb_down -10

man boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -12

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Drunk irish man

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops