Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Pinus Testicles

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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