What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Womens Rights.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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