You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Girls

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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