Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Women.

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