- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Ms. Smoot's class

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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