- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Pain Olympics.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

E= McVagina

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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