- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Who is a knob? ross d

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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