- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Nickelback

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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