How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Fox News.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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