That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Your mums a penis joke.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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