Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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