- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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