- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Shit!

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why is pi? Because circles.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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