- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Cows go moo.

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