- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

^that joke a piece of shit

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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