- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Spell: “This word”

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Republicans

Woman.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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