How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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