- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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