Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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AVB

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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