Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Black History Month

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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