Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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