Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Comedy.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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