http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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women's rights.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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