What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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your father died

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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obama's promises

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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