What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Woman's rights.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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