whats long and green? weed

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Obama

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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girls basketball

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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