What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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hello

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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this is not a joke

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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