Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Womens rights.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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