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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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