What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Anti Joke

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