How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did I get raped

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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God is real

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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