- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Seth stock has a large penis

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Punch line.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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