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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Women's rights.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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