- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A guy trips a blind man.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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