A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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i like turtals and kids

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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