- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

squirrels with massive bonerss

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What's funnier than 24? 25

the comment about daniel was fron brock

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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