How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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