What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Why did the book disappear?

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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